The Confused Ghost of Christmas Future Past

A Child's Christmas in Croydon, signed books, talks and general loveliness

Apologies if you’re reading this email and it looks like it’s come from Grindr. How do you think I feel?

This is my first Substack email, and as such it may prove to be a misguided adventure – although let’s face it, if an email to a database with a couple of jpegs and link is your idea of an adventure, it might be time to get out more. This will be som…